Ill try to keep this report as unbiased and un**edit**ed as possible.
TSA cantina has always been a lovely hot place. Bubbelle sat
picking her nose, raphael' stood picking his bum, and lucifer hid in
the corner with his pet carrion spat, making weird sounds. When the
alarm was hit that we gotta attack, every1 got into their uniforms and
headed outside. (Proper RP now) 3 Imperials jumped from the roof fulled
buffed and equipped, and aimed their rifles at us evilly. We was like
"**edit**" and they were like "Yea, ur **edit**ed". Light flashed all
over suddenly and we heard an exact replaca of bubbelles "Swoom swoom"
on comms, as a blade of light **edit**ed every1 up. Zi'chi stood on the
3 corpses, his clothes soaked red with their blood. We were like "You
look like one of us", and he was like "Yea, cool huh?" and we put two
and two together and headed towards the shuttleport.
Landing at Nyms, the usual covert guards (10k an hour) stood
crying about their orders, so we moved to our secret hiding fort (Deep
underground, rather like the bat cave.) There we met our team of famous
Dwarf Nunas. Now, not many people know this but Dwarf Nunas have sharp
claws good for digging. Somehow Sauron (The only name we can tell) Had
been turned into one, and we thanked the lords that he wasnt blethering
his usual rp **edit**. j/k. We went uptop and hit luxor, to meet
reasonable resistance. We fought and fought, watching their
reinforcements arrive in 100's and 200's. We signalled using a high
pitch sound that emits from raph if u grab his balls in the right
place, and the Drawf Nunas started digging. Now when these **edit**ers
dig, they dig good. As we battled uptop outnumbered possible 5 to 1,
these Nunas's worked their asses off. At roughly 45 minutes after the
initial invasion, all our men where still standing, and we heard
strange shouts. Looking over, the KDS base's has been reduced to 3. We
cheered and ran forward in victory. After possibly 100 + deathblows by
our 14 man group, After atleast 2 weeks of planing and working out a
way to do it, KDS's first base has been taken down completely on
Walking over to the ditch that was a base, We saw Molan holding
onto the edge of the pit, sniffling as he'd broke a nail. Raphael bent
down to head height and whispered something. It was probably something
really gay, like "8:00 my bed" or something but we'll never know.
Anyway he followed it with "Revenge is so very sweet." He struck the
ground hard with his new Vk's and the shock broke the part of cliff
molan was holding. He fell down after his base, screaming
After healing our rather vicious wounds, we noticed someone was
missing. Looking towards the Luxor Hills, we saw the silowette (i cant
spell it, the shadow) of our amazing Jedi. He saluted and flew away
(possibly a drug addict, either way it ends the story nicely.)
Thanks to all the people who made this happen, including my mum and dad for supporting me.
Also the select Drawf Nunas, Sauron and the others, they know who they are and they've done the rebellion proud
Thanks to our Jedi for showing he is a tough nut, Id say the best one on this server because im biased.
Thanks to reDevil and the TSA Pvpers, for proving they are the strongest group on the server. (The truth is not boasting?)
Thanks to KDS for giving us alot of trouble over the past days,
You have came up with many tactics that have defeated and pissed us off
(/me hides) But it seems we have come ontop this time.
Thanks to raphael' and raimaile and all that for letting me pvp with them
Damn im lame.
LOVE U ALL, even if ur imp and ur **edit**